Thursday, July 19, 2012

Bloody Movies List

Ninja Assassin

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Action
Gore: A

Description

Should be titled Ninja Gore.

Hard Boiled

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C+

Description

A classic Chinese action feature with a very high body count.

Windtalkers

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Action
Gore: B

Description

Slow starting cliche war epic with some reasonably legitimate graphic action.

300

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Action
Gore: A

Description

Sixty five million dollars worth of fancy sword slashing gut spilling art.

Robocop

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Sci-fi/Action
Gore: A-

Description

Satirically morbid science fiction ride that features memorably shocking gore scenes.

The Thing (1986)

Rating: 10/10
Genre: Horror/Sci-fi
Gore: A-

Description

Extremely undervalued science fiction horror classic with impressively scary special effects.

Blade II

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Action/Horror
Gore: B-

Description

Wesley Snipes kills vampires while wearing sun glasses at night.

Rambo (2008)

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Action
Gore: B

Description

Rambo goes brutal.

Dawn of the Dead

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B

Description

Civilians find refuge from flesh eaters in a mall.

Punisher: War Zone

Rating: 6/10
Genre: Action
Gore: B-

Description

Comic book movie that isn't pg13.

Starship Troopers

Rating: 9/10
Genre: Sci-fi/Action
Gore: A

Description

Intergalactic war against alien bugs who show no mercy.

From Dusk Til Dawn

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: C+

Description

Funny and enjoyable low budget horror.

Gladiator

Rating: 9/10
Genre: Action
Gore: B-

Description

Roman revenge tale.

Event Horizon

Rating: 9/10
Genre: Sci-fi/Horror
Gore: A-

Description

Underrated outer space scare with eye candy set designs.

Hellraiser

Rating: 9/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: A-

Description

Cult classic religious fright film that introduces demons wearing bdsm gear.

Grindhouse: Planet Terror

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B+

Description

Blood splashing fun in this zombie throwback.

Hobo with a Shotgun

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Action
Gore: B-

Description

Another throwback, this time about a hobo who decides he would rather have a shotgun instead of a lawnmower.

Kill Bill

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Action
Gore: B+

Description

Volume one contains an excellent 100+ body count action scene with fire hose style bloodletting.

Saving Private Ryan

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C+

Description

A very serious historical war movie about saving someone's privates.

The 13th Warrior

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C

Description

Medieval fantasy adventure with Antonio Banderas.

Total Recall

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Sci-fi/Action
Gore: B-

Description

Arnold strongly considers a futuristic memory implant for a safe vacation alternative.

Braveheart

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C+

Description

Historic war epic that shows off lush legitimate European movie sets.

Troy

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Action
Gore: D+

Description

Watchable sword and sandal war film.

The Killer

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C+

Description

A Hard Boiled direction followup with only somewhat less violence.

Predator

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Sci-fi/Action
Gore: B-

Description

The memorable marines versus alien in the jungle showdown.

The Last Samurai

Rating: 10/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C+

Description

An underappreciated war story about Japan's sad forceful switch to industrialization.

Sin City

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Action
Gore: B

Description

Playfully gory and entertaining comic book thrill ride.

Drive Angry

Rating: 6/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C+

Description

A movie about cars and emotions.

Apocalypto

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Action
Gore: B-

Description

Tense adventure involving Mayans and religious sacrifices.

Hannibal

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B+

Description

This Silence of the Lambs continuation shows a creatively entertaining gore scene.

Underworld: Evolution

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Horror/Action
Gore: B

Description

Vampires and werewolves evolve and so does the amount of stylish rampage.

Hostel

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: A-

Description

Hormonally frustrated men get abducted from a prostitute themed hotel.

Final Destination 3

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B-

Description

Creatively unforeseen deaths caused by a chain reaction of events with inanimate objects.

The Descent

Rating: 9/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B

Description

Highly overlooked horror involving a group of women who get trapped in a cave occupied by unfriendly creatures.

Cabin Fever

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: C+

Description

Teenagers looking to party in the woods get violently ill.

District 9

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Sci-fi/Action
Gore: B

Description

A human in an unusually dangerous predicament finds shelter in an extra terrestrial ghetto.

Diehard

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C+

Description

Bruce Willis is not interested in allowing criminal foreigners to rob the bank he's currently inside.

Centurion

Rating: 6/10
Genre: Action
Gore: C+

Description

Low budget knight and armor fantasy film.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Rating: 10/10
Genre: Sci-fi/Action
Gore: B-

Description

Arguably the most iconic and influential action movie ever made.

The Crazies

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B-

Description

Decent zombie apocalypse themed entertainment.

Dead Alive

Rating: 9/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: A+!

Description

This is undoubtedly the goriest movie ever created. It comes complete with talking intestines, zombie romance, heads inside blenders, a naked seventy foot tall undead mother and buckets upon buckets of graphic carnage.

Resident Evil

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Horror/Action
Gore: C+

Description

Video game to movie adaptation.

Alien

Rating: 9/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B+

Description

Undisputed king of scary movies.

House of 1000 Corpses

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B

Description

Rob Zombie's directorial debut centering around young adults who are stranded and tortured by a satanic family.

Andy Warhol's Frankenstein

Rating: 7/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B

Description

Udo Kier stars in a classy Gothic 70's version of the dark fable.

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

Rating: 8/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B-

Description

Genetically deformed cannibals terrorize a family on vacation in the desert.

Land of the Dead

Rating: 6/10
Genre: Horror
Gore: B+

Description

Innards are such an underused prop.